Geez, Louise

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

Become ungovernable

I love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise's bullshit lmao

don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

DEFAULT BRAD

Breaking News: Number of Notes ≠ Verification!

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

2. my undying love for them

3. Rachel, even after I specifically asked her to stop