Fish Out of Water: Strip Clubs Aren't So Bad
Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s club from the outside looks like a pretty standard strip club.
There are bright lights and big posters with proactively dressed and posed women. Several big, burly dudes guard the entrance.
The room is actually smaller than you would imagine with a single large stage in the back of it and a bar to the right as you walk in.
I’ve never been to a strip club before but I don’t feel as uncomfortable as I thought I would.
The first girl comes out and she is completely nude. She is beautifully ebony, toned and flexible looking.
She immediately gets on the pole and slithers up it like it is the easiest thing to do in the world.
She wraps her body around the poll with her breasts outwards.
She is in complete control, her arms behind and above her head as she slowly idles down the pole.
The first thing I think is, “wow this is beautiful.” The second thing I think is, “why don’t these girls get more credit?”
Another ebony woman comes on stage. She does a bit on the pole but lacks the grace of the previous dancer.
I am beginning to realize not all strippers are created equal.
Another girl comes on stage. She is white with long, brownish-red hair. She seems like she is under the influence of something powerful.
She stumbles and her eyes are askew. She tries to dance but it seems like she doesn’t know where she is or what she is doing.
I feel like it was she (not the first ebony acrobat) that I was expecting to see at a strip club.
I see a Pilipino girl in a floral print bikini walking around amongst the crowd. I smile at her. She is pretty.
She goes up to the pole in front of me and starts dancing. She gyrates her butt up and down in front of my face.
My friend gives me some dollar bills.
As she bends down and is about to bend back up I wedge a dollar bill between her butt cheeks and it gets lodged there.
She perks up and pulls the dollar bill out, turns around and realizes it was me who did the deed.
She smiles and laughs and I can tell she is a bit surprised. I thought that is what you were supposed to do.
I smile back and I hope she is not mad at me.
I think when people think of a strip club they just think of dirty, old, perverted men and trashy-looking women dancing around naked but it was actually not like that at all.
There was a definitely a hierarchy of skill varying from dancer to dancer but a lot of the women I saw there were legit dancers and athletes.
I think that what strip club you go to, which night you go and which dancers are performing that night contributes a lot to what your experience is going to be like at a strip club.
Strip clubs are not for everyone but given the right place and time a visit to a strip club doesn’t have to be a horror story even for a person who isn’t sexually attracted to women.
Strip clubs can be fun and entertaining to watch and if you can’t get anything else out of it at least you can say “hey, one time, I went to a strip club.”












