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CUMMIN CUZZA KENNY – Part 2

“What? My face isn’t red. I’m just frustrated right now and we’re gonna be late for school if we don’t get in line” I replied.

I jump up, give my girlfriend Mia a quick kiss on the lips, and maneuver both of us to the back of the order line. Just as Mia is about to reply, Kenny comes walking past us with his buds back firmly tucked into ears. He looks up and smiles at me… just at me. He stops and puts his hand on my shoulder.

“Have a good one dude…. and lemme know if the cell stops working”, he says in a voice three levels louder than any other person would say it, due to the music blasting in his ears.

I give him the “thumbs up” sign as he drifts towards the display case of juices and sandwiches. I’m completely oblivious to my girlfriend standing right in front of me as realize my body is turning and my eyes are focused on Kenny’s ass as he sways back and forth while rearranging water bottles in the case.

“Who is that?” Mia asks.

We talk a lot about jerking off with a friend here on brobonding.com

But HOW exactly does someone go about jerking off with a friend? That is a very tough question.

Through my experience starting out brobonding.com I have found that there are massive amounts of men out there (from teens to retirement) who have very similar opinions as those shared here at brobonding.com – that is of a very strong male bonding experience – bro bonding. Becoming very close to your friends in a supportive, camaraderie type way that transcends cultural and societal impediments (social stigmas surrounding male closeness in friendship, male nudity and homosexual stigmas/stereotypes).

Following this information – and this is just a guess – I would say that there are MANY (higher proportion than you might expect) men out there who feel similarly to how we do here at brobonding.com. However, most of them have shunned those feelings and have not found this site or other related sites and so their openness to close male bonding is stunted. That is not to say that they are against male bonding – they most likely yearn for it most! But it remains incompletely satiated from a lack of depth and trust that can be achieved through male nudity and mutual masturbation.

So I propose that the main problem is not a lack of interest, but rather too many social barriers to jerking off with your friends. Logically then, the steps to initiating a circle jerk or mutual masturbation with your bros is to break down these stigmas.

How To Jerk Off With Your Friends

Without further ado, I will get on with explaining. This is a general guide. Do not expect to be able to implement this guide in one night and end up having a circle jerk. As with all good things, it takes time. So start now, but do not rush. Enjoy the journey bro.

Step one of jerking off with your friends: Foundational Friendship

First off, you need friends who you know very well. You must be very good friends with them and you must trust them. There has to be a strong friendship foundation. Without this strong friendship it will be hard to recover from awkwardness or a misstep that made your friends feel uncomfortable. One of the most important factors here is time. Foundations take time to build, so start now if you can. I know that ideally bros wouldn’t feel uncomfortable about nudity or masturbation topics, but if it were an ideal world, I wouldn’t be writing this and this site wouldn’t exist.

Step two of jerking off with your friends: Confidence in Nudity 

It is essential for you and your bros to be confident in your nudity. Without this confidence it will be difficult for you to work up the courage to whip out your dick, soft or hard. Read up on how to build your naked confidence and work on this, perhaps even with your bros (which would coincidentally help with step 1).

Being Naked with Bros

Step three of jerking off with your friends: Develop Bonds

What I mean by developing bonds is: make bonds specifically related to nudity, talking about sex, or talking about jerk off techniques. I have a very close friend (we’ll call him “John”) I have known for 3 years now and we regularly talk/joke about jerking off, jerk off techniques, comparing girls we’ve slept with, and we have a bit of a broerotic understanding. I have other friends who I do not normally discuss this topic with, and honestly when it comes up there is weird awkwardness… The point is that between “John” and I it is completely normal to talk about jerking off, sex, nudity, and other social “taboo” subjects – they are not taboo with us. We talk and joke about them. This way when you bring up the topic of jerking off together it is not off-hand, and is in fact a normal topic.

Step four of jerking off with your friends: Bring up the Topic of Jerking Off Together

Now you can bring up the specific topic of jerking off together. This is different from talking about jerking off – you don’t want to talk about jerking off, you want to find out if he is open to jerking off with friends. Start off in a joking way like “bro can you imagine if we jerked to porn together?” or “Dude would you ever jerk off in the same room as me?” or “Bro would you ever jerk off with a friend?” But just testing him, see his reaction. Try to phrase it as a joke, but not so obviously that you could be interpreted as being serious. This is where the “art” comes in… its a tactful skill here and everyone will have a completely unique approach based on your broship dynamics. Step 3 and 4 can be worked on simultaneously, but you could also break it down into 3 and 4. This can be a difficult step to broach.

Take your time, there is no deadline/rush. You really need to have a close bro for this – and remember to phrase it almost as a theoretical thing and/or joke. Something along the lines of “Dude, if we were on a road trip and we hadn’t jerked in 3 days would you be cool if I jerked in the back seat?” A question like this is not immediately applicable (unless you happen to be planning a road trip together) – and so he cannot assume that it is a direct question at you now, and depending on your tone/delivery he may even consider it a joke.

Nude Buddies

Step five of jerking off with your friends: The Lead Up

“The lead up” is an event (or series of events) that occurs that significantly increases the likelihood of jerking off with a friend. This could be tag teaming a girl, watching porn together, chatting about jerking off – anything that opens up the opportunity for you to jerk off together. For example I have a couple friends who I know are down to tag team a girl together – and if we do that, it could lead to more openness to jerking off together. I know that some guys like a little liquid courage to help them in this rendezvous sometimes. I could suggest drunkenly comparing dick sizes, leads to touching and/or boners leads to jerking. Beer or liquor definitely help to lower your buddy’s inhibitions, but always obey liquor laws and drink responsibly. But a bit of beer, some porn and two or more really horny dudes can lead to friends jerking off together…

Also, this is not a single event. It can be, but you can have multiple, small lead up events. I.e. drunkenly streaking or skinny dipping – now you have broken the nudity barrier. Now you shower naked in the communal showers at the gym. Then chatting about sex. Then tag teaming a girl – now you have seen each other’s boners and had an orgasm in the same room… small difference to jerking off together in the same room.

Step six of jerking off with your friends: Jerking Off With A Friend

This is the moment of truth. The moment when you legit suggest jerking off with your friend. This requires some skill since you do not want to have misread your bro, and he is actually not down after all this build-up (entirely possible that he is just into the broerotic joking around). I suggest to make the proposition seriously enough that your friend takes your seriously, but not so seriously that you cannot brush it off as a joke. This is another art that requires practice/rehearsing perhaps. If you are really close bros, recovery should be easy. And sometimes you need to take a big step and whip out your dick, in which case your bro may see your seriousness and follow suit. But in all likeliness your bro is crazy nervous and won’t initiate it, meaning that you will have to. This is where confidence in nudity comes about. Keep in mind that if you whip your dick out and your bro is not down to jerk off together, you could always pass it off as a dick flash!

Keep in mind that this step is an art – there is no formula for how best to do it. I would think that it is easier as a younger person since young men spend time “finding themselves” and “exploring” their sexuality. Moreover, the suggestion to jerk off does not have to be direct. It can be indirect. Say you are watching porn, and you get really turned on, you could start jerking in your pants or under a blanket, or something. Then you could suggest jerking together – just an idea.

How to Jerk Off With a Friend

So this is the six step guide to jerking off with a friend…. It is not written in stone! Please take your own angle to it – personalize it and make it your own unique experience – then come back to this post and share it in the comments!!

Tell us how you jerked off with a friend and share any related stories/experiences!