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Fine, fine, I won’t set flowers on fire. But I’m in that section of the movie where he hated Christmas. I don’t know.. I just think it’s a dumb holiday.

It's not always about couples and all that, you know. It's about love and you can love yourself! Buy yourself a box of chocolates and treat yourself to a day of beer and sports or whatever it is that guys like. Last year I treated myself to a spa day and it's what I'm most likely doing this year. 

Probably. And I’ll probably light all the bouquets on fire while I’m at it.

Flowers are beautiful, don't destroy them! Don't forget, at the end of the movie he loved Christmas. Why are you so bitter about it anyways?

I feel like the Grinch for Valentine’s Day.

Are you going to steal everyone's boxes of chocolates and roses?

If it was hot pink and had sparkles on it was probably hers. COOKIES AND CREAM OH MY GOSH. CAN WE COMBINE THE ALPHA SORORITY AND FRATERNITY BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE PEOPLE TO COOK HERE. I think you’re underestimating what I will actually eat.

Well whenever you come over to see Lizzie, feel free to get them from the kitchen and do whatever you want with them. I think combining both Alpha houses would probably be a bad idea considering the fact that most of the Alpha boys don't know what a clean bathroom is. I used actual Oreos for the cookies and cream by the way!

LIZZIE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BAKED WITH YOU. SHE DOES THAT KIND OF STUFF ALL THE TIME. BUT THEN AGAIN SHE PROBABLY HAD CLASS SO MAYBE NOT. BUT BLESS YOU. WHAT KIND OF CUPCAKES ARE THEY? 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was her apron that I borrowed haha. I made funfetti, red velvet, and cookies and cream. I baked some cookies too but they got a little burnt on the bottoms so I doubt you'd want that.

HOW CAN YOU BE GIVING AWAY CUPCAKES FOR FREE? I WANT SOME.

I've been baking because I was so bored and everyone was in class. Come and get as many as you want! I'm sure the guys will enjoy that.

I just walked in on two dudes completely in neon fucking in the bathroom. I don’t even think they’re in this frat.

I bet that was a lovely sight to see.

You really, really are. Charlotte made me have a work schedule when I was younger, so I either do all the work early or spread it out over time. I would die if I had to procrastinate, really. Yes, I’m sure. Please come distract me from my dumb as fuck homework.

It's all I do because I always tell myself that there's time to do it later and later would be the night before or an hour before class. It's a terrible habit that I'm working on slowly but surely. I'll be over soon. Light those candles that you never ended up giving me by the time I get there.

Wow, you’re so good to me. So considerate too. It really is, all of mine is just some boring ass papers and labs that are the most pointless assignments I’ve gotten in my life, but they’re due at the end of the term.. I just figured I’d get them done sooner than later. But you should come hang out with me instead of not doing anything.

I know, I know I'm fabulous. I wish I had that kind of ability to do work that early, I always procrastinate but manage to pass all of my classes with flying colors. You sure? I wouldn't want to keep you from your homework or whatever.

Well, now you do know so if you ever run into this issue again, just give me a call, okay? I’m actually just doing some homework right now, my life is so exciting.

I absolutely will. I'll even come to the Alpha house so you don't even have to leave your bed. Homework is boring, I've decided to skip class tomorrow so I'm just not doing it. 

Now how am I no help…? All you have to do is ask, Jenn.

Well I wish I had known sooner that it was so easy because I would've taken full advantage of that opportunity. What are you doing?