Jenna B. Bear

You guys I am WHEEZING

he is so offended this entire video 😂😂

the person who gives out the jobs (actually an oversized march hare sitting behind a desk, dictating to a crow that taps out the letters with its beak):

“If Employmente ye do seek, Attend this interview next week;

Four tasks you must perform for me, And once that's done, a further three.

Pass the test, and twelve days hence, You may receive your recompense.

come prepared. remember that the normal code of conduct does not apply here. the power is largely in their hands, so you must play by their rules or suffer the consequences

be very careful about how much eye contact you make

they will try to trick you

choose your words wisely, lest they be turned against you. don't lie - but also don't be completely honest. similarly, trust nothing that is said to you; it might be true in letter, but not in spirit, and is doubtless intended to manipulate

never apologise. an apology implies wrongdoing.

wearing specific clothing might improve your chances

reveal as little information about yourself as possible

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

A poet is a nightingale

Who sits in darkness

And sings to cheer its own solitude