The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

​you guys remember how the point of upton sinclair’s the jungle was that labor conditions in the meat packing industry, and the lives of the working poor at large were horrific and the only solution was socialism. and then the only takeaway people had was that the consequences of these inhuman conditions were that meat products were tainted. so instead of addressing the underlying labor rights issue the fda was founded and now we’re here.

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings