Millennials Are Masturbating To โMy Little Ponyโ Porn, Says New Survey, And Rainbow Dash Is The Fan Favorite
Whatever youโre into sexually, thereโs most likely a porn video for that. The dark crevices of the Internet are filled with all kinds of stuff catered to fulfilling your masturbatory needs no matter how different your tastes may be. Because, hey, no judgement. As PornHub noted in a recent survey release, โWhere there is Internet sensation, there is generally a tieback to porn.โ So true. In todayโs edition of childhood-ruining porn, weโll be talking to you aboutย My Little Pony porn searches, because if the newly released PornHub survey has anything to say about it, millennials just love getting off on magical, friendship-loving ponies. Does the termย cloppingย mean anything to anyone? If it doesnโt now, it will soon enough.
According to the survey, men are 37 percent more likely to search for MLP porn than women, and a good majority of those people are millennials between 18 to 24 years old. In fact, millennials were found to be 290 percent more likely to search for MLP porn in comparison to older age groups. Which, if you think about it, makes sense since the show made its debut in 2010.
If youโre not familiar with them, โbroniesโย are fans of the hit Hasbro Studiosโ TV show,ย My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. According to aย Daily Mailย report, a goodย 80 percent of them are male, and most are between the ages of 16 and 35, though there are some who are well into their 40s. The community of bronies has grown throughout the years that aBronyCon conventionย is held every year that caters to over 8,000 fans from all across the globe. This yearโs BronyCon will take place in early August in Baltimore. As you can imagine, BronyCon is filled with sorts of MLP fandom craziness including vendors, elaborate cosplays, and special guest speakers from the show.
The study found that most bronies are located in the U.S. and the U.K., which is where the largest brony conventions are held. However, Central and Eastern Europe is home to bronies who search for MLP porn the most. In fact, MLP porn is 462 percent more likely to be searched for in Belarus over any other place in the world. Whatโs up with Belarus? I donโt know. But apparently, a lot of masturbating or โcloppingโ to cartoon ponies. Again, no judgement. These porn searches are 427 percent more likely in Russia and 326 percent more likely in Ukraine. Rounding out the top five are the Czech Republic and Puerto Rico. Meanwhile, the U.S. ranks pretty low on the list as being 22 percent likely to search for MLP porn.
Because this whole My Little Pony fetish thing is weirdly fascinating, here are the most commonly used MLP porn searches on PornHub:
1. โMy Little Ponyโ/ โMLPโ
Very simple and straight to the point. Itโs no wonder why these two search terms were the highest ranked on the list.
2. โClopโ/ โCloppingโ/ โClopperโ
The termย clopย is defined byย Urban Dictionaryย as โTo masturbate. Often used by Bronies.โ According to Mic.com,ย cloppers are the โblack sheep"ย of the brony community. Apparently, being a brony is a completely innocent thing. Itโs the cloppers who turn the My Little Pony fandom into some kind of a sexual fetish.
3. "MLP Futaโ / โMLP Hentaiโ
OK, so hereโs where things may start to get a littleโฆdifferent. โMLP Futaโ and โHentaiโ take the fourth and fifth spots in the ranking of top MLP search terms. Iโm sure youโre probably more familiar with hentai, which is essentially Japanese cartoon porn. But according to PornHub, MLP futa refers to a pornified version of the pony, Fluttershy. Futa is short for the hentai term, 'futanari,โ which is where a female character is given male genitalia. Since weโre talking porn here, cartoon ponies have porn names as well. In this case, Fluttershy is known as โFutashy.โ
5. โRainbow Dash MLPโ/ โMLP Rarityโ/ โPinkie Pie MLPโ / โMLP Queen Chrysalisโ / โMLP Derpyโ / โPrincess Celestia MLPโ / โMLP Twilightโ
If youโre wondering who the most masturbatory pony is, that honor would go to Rainbow Dash, followed by Rarity and Pinkie Pie. As you can see, specific characters made up a good chunk of the search term list. The only pony of the Mane 6, which is the squad name for the main six ponies, who didnโt make the list was Apple Jack. Not that it mattersโฆand not that Iโve seen the show or anythingโฆ
So there you have it. Millennials are all about that pony porn. To which I say more power to them.