eddy: well you’ve heard of hot girl summer
eddy: now get ready for
eddy, gesturing at brett: sHORT KING SPRING!!!!! :D
brett: …
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eddy: well you’ve heard of hot girl summer
eddy: now get ready for
eddy, gesturing at brett: sHORT KING SPRING!!!!! :D
brett: …

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eddy, trying to register on a website:
website: please choose a password
eddy: *types “Brett”*
website: password too short
eddy, tears forming in his eyes: *sigh* i knew it
brett: on a scale of 1-10, how nervous are you right now?
eddy: pi
brett: what does that mea—
eddy: relatively minimal but virtually never-ending
eddy: *sends brett a selfie of him smiling*
brett, from the other room: eddy, what did i tell you about sending dick pics?
brett, dramatically gesturing to eddy: you all have heard of hot girl summer, and now may i present - cute boy winter!!
eddy and his sweater paws: *waves sheepishly*

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brett, looking in a cupboard: aw, we’re out of snacks
eddy, visibly offended: i’m right here????????
brett, full-on sobbing: do you guys ever think about times when animals are in pain but they can’t even let us know that they’re in pain because they can’t talk—
eddy, turning to shaun and jordon: this is the third time today
brett: intonation is never the answer
eddy: no
eddy: intonation is the question, and the answer is yes
eddy, stacking clothes on the nearest chair: see? and with that, laundry’s done!!
eddy: if i punch myself and it hurt, am i weak or strong?
brett: strong
jordon: weak
minjin: an idiot

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eddy: what the hell are you doing?
brett, on the floor, eating brown sugar boba pearls from a pot: why do you always ask me “what the hell i’m doing”, and never “how the hell i’m doing”?
eddy: when i was a kid, belle would tell me that the paper bits in hershey’s kisses were edible so i always ate them
alex: what do you mean? they really *are* edible
eddy: wait, for real??
brett: NO!!!!!!! i can’t believe you would fall for that again!
brett and eddy: *sitting on a bench with a sad look on their faces*
phoebe: what’s wrong?
eddy, sighing: sit down, and we’ll tell you
phoebe, sitting down next to them, visibly concerned: okay…
brett: this bench is freshly painted
hyung: 이것은 전부 너의 과오야
eddy: i know, i know
angie, to brett: why does eddy understand korean all of a sudden?
brett, to angie: eddy knows what “this is all your fault” is in, like, 13 languages
eddy, to emma: i’m not really into eminem tbh
brett: oh, do you prefer skittles?
emma, to brett: no, he meant the rapper
brett: why would he eat the wrapper???

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brett, baking cupcakes with eddy: okay, now beat three eggs
eddy: okay
eddy: …at what?
eddy: guess what i’m about to get!!
brett, who has been working on their virtual world tour for 4 hours straight: on my nerves