Make the Effort, not the Excuse

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

Hey babygirl, just so you know what you’re dealing with, I’m the kinda gal who saves manually before hitting “Save & Quit” to exit the game.

I have a simultaneously amazing and appalling memory which means that I’ll remember that months ago you quickly mentioned you collect bookmarks once and then you never brought it up again so for your birthday I’ll buy you a mermaid related bookmark because you brought up you like mermaids once but you won’t end up getting it on your birthday because I forgot when it is

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years