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*french tucks pajama shirt into sweatpants* for tan france

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lemony snicket: authority figures are either ineffectual or villainous

me, age 9: that seems unfair and unlikely lol

me, age now: ohhh my goood, lemony was trying to tell me

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This is amazing

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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Bill Nye stepped up!!!

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

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thank you

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tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

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Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle

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Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

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PLEASE EXPLAIN…

Colin Firth’s Mr. Darcy:

cool as a cucumber

fairly eloquent

“ardently admires and loves” her

like wow what a smooth line

becomes less awkward over time

My verdict: 10/10 absolutely classic

Matthew Macfadyen’s Mr. Darcy:

human embodiment of a panic attack

a literal mute??

good brother though

stutters trying to say “I love you”

walking disaster the entire film

Me, somehow: 11/10 five gold stars wow what a cinnamon roll I’m in love

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