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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

My childhood is confused 

The hospital that you were born in is the only building you leave without entering.

Have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about

A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

One of the worst parts of having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

I think it’s weird that in the gay community if you’re a bottom you’re considered gayer???? Like either way you’re having sex with a guy and that’s pretty gay regardless lol

I want to make you happy and kiss you a lot.

Our ancestors wiped their asses with leaves. Today, we chop down trees, trucks the logs to a factory, grind the wood into pulp, bleach it, press it thinly, cut it into rolls, wrap it in plastic, ship it to stores, we buy it, take it home, hang it on the wall, and wipe our asses with it.