Lambaby

I love that I can just traumatize my friends with out of context spoilers and they connect the dots instantly because they know me. 

Such as them knowing my story has poachers in it and I mention soup. Without hesitation it’s oh no, not shark fin soup!!!! (It’s a BoTW/LoZ/Zora fic thing)

What To Even Call This

by Verbophobic

Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Not Rated

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F/M

Work in Progress

25 Feb 2023

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Prince Sidon/Original Female Character(s)

Prince Sidon/Original Character(s)

Prince Sidon

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

King Dorephan

Original Hylian Character(s)

Mipha (Legend of Zelda)

Arranged Marriage

Not AU exactly

just in line with Botw but there's a marriage too

Summary

Council meetings were never interesting, mostly just old belligerent fools not wanting to get with the times. Except now Sidon was dragged into something almost archaic and begrudgingly agrees to a marriage to a Hylian. He's hoping for a smart and sophisticated woman who can rule at his side, someone that he may one day grow fond of like his sister Mipha had with Champion L-something-or-other. What he does not expect is Kino. A girl who checks off at most one thing from his lists of requirements for his betrothed but not nearly the most important. He's stuck with her now though so he will make due with what he’s dealt.

Language: English 

Words: 4,748 

Edits 1.5 pages

Now has 6 pages and still 4.5 to be edited.

I don’t know if I’ve ever titled anything this accurately in my life. Cus I have no idea what I’m doing lmao.

What Am I Doing

Major Character Death

Tsu'tey te Rongloa Ateyitan/Original Female Character(s)

Jake Sully/Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite

Original Female Character(s)

Tsu'tey te Rongloa Ateyitan

Paz Socorro

Jake Sully

Tuktirey te Suli Neytiri'ite

Romance

Death

Summary

A soldier is sent with Jake to the Omaticaya. She’s sent in an effort to keep an eye on Jake as Quaritch is beginning to doubt his loyalties. So Quaritch has a soldier he feels he can trust more than Jake reporting back about Jake. She tells Q to the best of her abilities what Jake is up to.

Unfortunately as Jake has told the Omaticaya that he and her are both of the same clan Jarhead, they want to try to keep them separated as possible. So while Jake is off learning with Neytiri she is left to meander about and an eye is kept on her. She finds that she’s fairly often around Tsu’tey - as he trusts her the least so he keeps the closest eye on her

Now she finds herself begrudgingly learning about the Na’vi’s ways and learning about the giant blue jerk. Still she reports to Q about most of what she learns. Often asking how much longer her mission is so she can return to the base. Her way of tricking him into thinking she’s not actually having fun or enjoying learning about her friend.

This fic is intended to follow the first movie loosely and into the second movie where she differs from Jake. ISO BETA

Language: English Words: 3,873 Chapters: 2/?

This info here is more for a possible Beta.

4 Chapters written, 10,000 words In total. 

What I look for in a Beta. Someone to come in after me and correct misspelling/grammar. I’m not asking you to correct lore or rewrite anything, I can handle all that. I’m more in need of someone to chat with and bounce idea’s off of. And I have a habit of doing weird “CApitalizations” (like this example) and I also switch the first and second letters a lot. Here’s another “xeample”. 

Or anyone to chat with about an Avatar (James Cameron) fic.

The basis is one ive had thought of for a while. A soldier is sent with Jake to the Omatikaya. She’s sent in an effort to keep an eye on Jake as Quaritch is beginning to doubt his loyalties. So Quaritch has a soldier he feels he can trust more than Jake reporting back about Jake. She tells Q to the best of her abilities what Jake is up to (though she omits some things she feels is unnecessary for Q to know.) 

Unfortunately as Jake has told the Omatikaya that he and her are both of the same clan Jarhead, they want to try to keep them separated as possible. So while Jake is off learning with Neytiri she is left to meander about and an eye is kept on her. She finds that shes fairly often around Tsu’tey - as he trusts her the least so he keeps the closest eye on her. Knowing that it is futile to fight it she offers to jsut follow him around to ease his worries. LEss work for her after all. Or so she thought. 

Now she finds herself begrudgingly learning about the Na’vi’s ways and learning about the giant blue jerk. Still she reports to Q about msot of what she learns. Often asking how much longer her misison is so she can return to the base. HEr way of tricking him into thinking she’s not actually having fun or enjoying learning about her friend.

.... sorry taht song is stuck in my head so its now stuck in yours too. 

I’m looking for someone wanting to read a fic and lmk your thoughts. You don’t even need to know the fandom.

It’s a Vampire/Human slow burn fic. That’s all that’s important.

anyone wanna suggest prompts for a family of vampires and one of them and their S/O?

Working on my long standing list boys fic! Just got a beta and we’ve gone through chapters 1-17 and edited and posted them. I’ve edited 18-21 and my beta is going in behind me to do grammar and fine little nuances. So expect a thanksgiving gift! (It’ll be after turkey day cus I have a hell of a lot of cooking to do 😂)

But do for sure expect a new chapter soon! Within the next month. Before Xmas. I might even hold off and post 18, 19, and 20 at once so that I can just replace the update chapters with the real ones and same the comments.

Here’s the link for any that wants it!

Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceDavid (Lost Boys)/Original Female Character(s)David (Lost Boys) Marko (Lost Boys) Paul (Lost Boys) Dwayne (Lost Boys) Star (Lost Boys) Laddie (Lost Boys) Michael Emerson (Lost Boys) Sam Emerson (Lost Boys) Max (Lost Boys) Original Female Character(s) Original Male Character(s)Romance Slow Burn (maybe) Adventure & Romance

Summary

She was just another Plain Jane among a sea of them. In Santa Carla where everyone tried to stand out, those with the barest of differences are the most memorable. So a girl that's working behind a counter in yet another convenience store that looks like just another 'normie' was no one memorable. Dead end job for what seems like forever, no family so to speak of, and an ex who just can't fully let go; that was all just another boring day in a sea of eternal days to her. The most abnormal she'd ever seen up until a single fateful day was the cat that would somehow sneak into the store and just sit on the counter with her some nights. Until those boys came in like ghosts. She never knew how that triggered the events and she didn't care, all she cared about was the guy trying to rob her. Completely edited and beta's as of 11-20-2022

Series

Part 1 of Nothing Special About A Plain Jane