You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter

@jazyjaxi

if you'd given me 1000 guesses as to who officiated the taywedding i would've gotten it wrong 1000 times

I literally never could've guessed ADAM SANDLER

Something I miss about not having apps like Spotify is the guy on the radio between songs. Just talking. Updating me on the weather and shit. The news. Pop culture. Spotify DJ has nothing on my gal Rebecca who graduated from some East Coast journalism program and now is talking about local politics while I drive to school. Like I don’t have to listen to the same five songs on repeat, but at what cost? Are you out there Rebecca?

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

@jazyjaxi

No Party Above the People. The moment a party claims it alone embodies the revolution, the revolution is already in danger. The people do not exist to serve a party. A party, if it exists at all, must serve the people, the councils, the assemblies, the communes, and the living earth. Anything else is authoritarian and hierarchical.

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

FISH STRETCHING GIF