jazzy

i like to imagine that if jon didn't get promoted, he would probably either still be an avatar of eye, OR the much more fun option, guy would probably have another traumatic event happen and get forced into being an avatar of the web web!jon is like one of my favorite AU's and ngl i need more of it

born to "haiiii :3", forced to "Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?"

im very ill, why hath the corruption forsaken me </3 i feel like that one guy who kept finding mold everywhere and then just fucking DIED

mom STOP, my friends arent a bad influence just because we have a club called murder club and hunt each other for sport :(

wow! that depression spiral was so the lonely of me!

hey, fuck you. forces you to watch me eat an entire computer

i love telling people in the TMA fandom that im aligned with the flesh because their reactions can span from "oh wow cool" to "get the fuck away from me"