So I actually fumbled the ball once more! Why tf does this always happen, so basically I’m drunk walking my city and I see this lady smoking outside this apartment building and I compliment her and she’s like really? So I say yes you’re like really hot! And she said well my sister said I look like a lesbian so idk, I further say well shit you’re a really hot lesbian if anything I was going to shoot my shot ;)! SHE THEN SAYS “wait are you a lesbian” so I said why if courseeee! she says “well you’re a really hot lesbian” and we’re like maintaining eye contact and smiling ti each other and I was going to ask for her number but my friends walked me away cause it was getting late and we had to go!! AND NOW IM SO MAD I COULDVE GOTTEN THAT >:(












