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Just saw a dude watching a very breast breasting boobily anime while holding a leather bound copy of the Bible in his other hand

#wtf is this school

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YouTube has really been nuking its value lately. Because why is the selection an ad, a four square of reels, a small mixed bag of videos I’ve already seen and videos I’ve already clicked not interested on, and MAYBE a watch again slide show?

LIKE WHAT?????

#YouTube #why #i hate this

caesarsaladinn

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

caesarsaladinn

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

aplpaca

muppetness of said offspring

#thought ya’ll were talking about #asbestos #for a second here #like #yeah #asbestos would absolutely solo every #bird #ever

byjove

The human body has so many random kill switches and major design flaws. Sometimes our teeth explode when they’re badly infected and this can kill us.

jays-blurbs

I’m sorry teeth can what now?

I need to go brush my fucking teeth rq…

vancruejovi

write-on-world

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I was curious and went through the quarjake tag on Ao3. Found a lot of Cheater Jake Sully. On one hand, I understand why, makes sense even. One the other, my boy WOULD NOT DO THAT! STOP SLANDERING HIM SO!!!

ok ive said my piece now.

#quarjake #Jake sully x miles quaritch #jake sully #miles quaritch #recom miles quaritch #recombinant miles quaritch #navi miles quaritch #cheating jake sully #ao3 #he would never #my boy is too loyal to his wife #she would also gut him if she even saw the tag tbh

you know when you’re checking the tumblr to see if the ao3 is down and it is

it’s also a Right Now problem too

ain’t that just the funniest thing ever?

#ao3 #ao3 down

never change @allpiesforourown, never change

#shencest #jiuyuan #allpiesforourown #pie is so pookie

There’s something I’ve been coming across recently in Clone Wars era fics. On Coruscant, (usually Corrie Guard/Fox centric) there’s this thing in between the levels. I’ve once seen it described as an old Togruta with large montrals and lekku, disappearing into the shadows, she has no eyes. But the more common thing about it is that you cannot move and you cannot breathe when this thing is around. Does anyone know what the fuck this is, or have any fics that go into depth about it? Is this new? Is this a piece of Canon that I’ve only recently stumbled upon? All I get are one and done mentions, then it’s never brought up again. I wanna know!

#star wars #clone wars #Star Wars cryptid #coruscant #coruscant guard #corrie guard #eldritch Coruscant #commander fox

jays-blurbs

just found out i can sign in with my school chromebook!!!

the phone ban can suck my dick.

jays-blurbs

Edit: they banned it

im sucking the phone ban’s dick.

#fuck this fucking phone ban #phone ban #school phone ban #i hate everything

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just found out i can sign in with my school chromebook!!!

the phone ban can suck my dick.

#school #phone ban #school chromebook #school laptop #i win #nothing can stop me now

misscrazyfangirl321

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

notcruvusmemes

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

bitchesgetriches

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

jays-blurbs

Reposting for myself and others!

Wilbur Soot has, both ironically and unironically, ruined the color blue for me.

#you’ve ruined the color blue for me #i’m surrounded by a deep dark sea #you’ve lied to us and honestly #youve ruined the color blue for me #wilbur soot #dsmp #angst #ghostbur #blue #color #that song that was popular for edits #i forgot the name tho

Ink: If you don’t stop, I’ll draw you pregnant!

Dream: Jokes on you, I think I’d look radiant with a baby bump!

Everyone else: *horrified silence*

#au #sans au #undertale au #the thing i cooked up in my brain at 6am #no sleep #could be an isekai #could just be a feral dream au #who knows #not me #dream sans #ink sans #i had an idea #maybe i’ll continue it #maybe i won’t #but dream would look radiant with a baby bump tho

rogue-ai-cat

The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.

My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.

All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.

I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!

rogue-ai-cat

I like this video because it does a great job of introducing the basic foundations of house cleaning (and because he doesn't use bleach).

jays-blurbs

Reblogging to help other people learn!

If I can, so can you!

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