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Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her

Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things

Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies

Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs

Uh.... wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-

“I didn’t know I had adhd because my mom gave me such an effective coping mechanism” is such a high bar to clear and she soared over it like a space-plane.

I’m not very religious but this is important.

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

i’m going to hit someone

Okay!! Fine!! I’ll admit it!!! I’ve been playing Hades and I’m horny for all of them!! Everyone!! The art is horny and so am I!!

And yes! I DID wonder if I could romance the woman who turned out to be my mom!! I’m not ashamed of the rest of that but I’m a TOUCH ashamed about that one!!

Meg............ I’d say something like “step on me mommy” but I’d actually super love if she’d stop stepping on me

Oh my god I have to beat her every fuckin run

Oh my god I have to beat this bone hydra every fucking run

I see you havent met Meg’s murderous sisters yet. have fun

Notes remaining: 54315 Followers: 80+k Let's get this kid a damn dagger

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

oh, VERY good

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

Instead of “be the x number caller” giveaways, they have “answer the Riddler” giveaways.  This gets slightly more complicated when Harley starts awarding the prize to the answer that is technically correct, but horribly wrong at the same time.

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

shes like 'i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete' and no one stops her because they cant

firelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow coming in through the entirely Wrong Fucking Window n theres like fifty messenger hawks screeching from down the hall n hes like 'you know what. i dont want to know' n goes back to sleep

SHE DOES IT TO BE CLOSER TO HER FRIENDS

Her house is like now directly across from Aang's, she's like HEY TWINKLE TOES WE'RE NEIGHBORS. Aang is all Toph it is three AM right now, wait, what now?

Unfortunately, that's the one thing Toph is completely unaffected by. She moves it every week just to get Kiyoshi out of bed to move it back.

Trolling Kiyoshi? I think I figured out why Toph ends up hiding in a swamp...

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi