"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

[image ID: a tweet by @ megannn_lynne that reads "i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists" /end ID]

that impulsive long walk with no clear destination will save you

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

open up your heart to the possibility that This Character Would Not Fucking Do Christmas Shit

Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

i used to publish papers with her but she took et al in the divorce

im starting to understand the utility of the hand emojis. ive always been a 👍 enjoyer. its one of my go-tos. 💪 is also great. But☝️<- this one has been very fun lately. and🫵is also very good. 👆is great for agreeing with somebody and 🙏is good even though i dont actually pray. But it gets my point across. 👋is also great although not the most versatile. same with 👏 and 🤝. 🖕is a classic though. i need to start incorporating more of these ->👊✌️🫳✋🫲🤏🤌

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

"just set a reminder!" I Cannot Stress How Much I Am Aware Of The Thing That Needs Doing