Jax

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. You’re gonna make me say something nice are you serious? Ugh. Fine. I’ll do it in countdown order.

10. Dillon

Why I hate her: She’s a try hard that’s muscling in on my mean bitch territory and she’s not even all that great at it. She’s like Diet Mally. Even Mally doesn’t like her. She disliked her enough to stab that bitch. I hate people that are just watered down versions of other people.

Obligatory Nice Thing: She can take a stabbing. She got shanked and lived, that’s fucking gangsta as shit yo

9. City

Why I dislike him because hate is a strong word for him: He’s another one of these codependent “no one will ever love me just cause two guys turned me down” whiny bitches. Oh my god. You do not need a boyfriend to be complete. Please cry about this on your little flowery livejournal where no one has to see it.

Obligatory Nice Thing: He’s only #9 so he’s one of the least annoying annoying people. And he’s literate and well read so that never hurts. I enjoy his journals from time to time and he’s occasionally insightful so he’s not a total dumbfuck. 

8. August

Why I dislike him: Doesn’t this school have enough sloppy bottoms running around? Seriously? The twink squad has now formed the twink mafia, you all have a goddamn network. 

Obligatory Nice Thing: I only put him on this list because I’m struggling to think of 10 people I hate more than I hate everyone else, he probably should have been number 10 but I’m not about to rearrange this bitch that’s too much work. He’s not even that annoying.

7. Mally

Why I hate her: Because I actually sort of respect her and that makes me feel gross inside. It’s like she’s living in my head saying all the shit I think about you people and that is on my fucking nerves. Get out of my brain and let me blog about it stupid whore. This is also another bitch muscling in on my territory. Fuck you. 

Obligatory Nice Thing: She’s kind of my hero which also makes me feel gross inside.

6. Ryan

Why I hate him: He’s just so…. who the fuck spends three hours on their hair? If the gay population of this school were will and grace, like all of the other gays would probably be Will but this motherfucker is Jack. We get it. You like dick up the butt, queen , stop bitching about your goddamn hair in your eye and trying to suck as much dick as you can possibly get in your sloppy little face pussy. I’m surprised it’s not cum in your eye. 

Obligatory Nice Thing: He does have good hair though. 

5. Seobin

Why I hate him: The fucking fucker who was one of 2 awesome people in this bitch just up and disappeared. Where did you go whore? 

Obligatory Nice Thing: He’s one of the few that’s actually tolerable around here which is why I’m annoyed that he’s fucking vanished.

4. Drew

Why I hate him: You motherfuckers won’t shut up about him. Every time I turn the fuck around it’s Drew this, Drew that, Drew Blah BLah BLah fucking blah. He’s not interesting, he’s not even that hot.

Obligatory Nice Thing: He’s a good friend when he’s not trying to squeeze into a threesome in an established relationship. 

3. Jaxon

Why I hate him: I have said multiple nice things about this little prick and he ignores all of them, choosing to harp on shit that was clearly a joke and then had the balls to ask me why he’s the punching bag. Welcome to number 3 dickhole, how do you like being the actual punching bag?

Obligatory Nice Thing: He makes Drew less annoying by comparison. Good looking out for your friend.

2. Melody

Why I hate her: oh just wait. I have a surprise for you bitches that I’m going to post next, and I got this shit last night. Post fight and make up because dumb whore didn’t answer it… heh. Heh heh heh. This bitch is fucking crazy.

Obligatory Nice Thing: I’m sure she’d be very lovely medicated. 

1. Ellar

Why I hate him: It’s all over my goddamn blog. I was not kidding when I said he was top of the shit list. He is. He always will be. He’s an asshole with no manners and no fucking etiquette.