i'm all about the fairytale, baby

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

There is no forgiveness for a dog that kills livestock, only the gun, as it should be. The herd trusts us, and a dog won’t stop once it starts killing. All children know this, all young creatures, lambs, foals, calves,  running with their mothers until breath leaves them. What kind of dog would kill the animals it should be defending? What kind of god would allow it? A god won’t stop once it starts killing. All mothers know this, running with their children. The man raises a gun to his shoulder. - Angie Macri, God Not from the Same Root Word as Good.

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west