Don't dream it, be it.

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

😂😂 definitely some shit I’d do

😂😂😂😂

Me lmao

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again there’s a difference between lady gaga singing born this way in 2011 and taylor swift singing “shade never made anyone less gay” (whatever the fuck that means) to profit off of it in 2019

The difference is that Lady Gaga is bisexual and Taylor Swift is straight

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

i know it’s giving myself an awful lot of credit but i would really like to think this post has at least a small hand in verizon’s selling tumblr at a massive loss

this post was like a slap in the face