ALL MY LIFE, WHO AM I?

I JUST GOT UP TO BARRICADE

the unwashed masses are trying to get me away from barricade it will not happen back foul beast back i say

the openers (sparta) and local h are gonna be at the merch tables and i want a chance to meet them but i'm one person off barricade now I AIN'T MOVING FOR SHIT BROTHERRRR

i just watched the pit open in real time like 10 feet away from me i yearn for the pit but i will be trampled to death

btw there were so few people here at doors i'm standing like 2 people away from barricade it's pretty fucking sweeeeet

concert water 6 dollars but it so good and tasty MMMMM

imagine having to tell your coworker to NOT show people how to peek inside the mystery dumplings we have. Wow

dude now i KNOW the new guy is stoned out of his gourd he just came in super early (he's not scheduled until 4 and he just came in 20 minutes ago at ELEVEN (11)) and coworker was talking to him and was like telling him to just come back in at 4 because we like don't have extra hours and he was like "oh, uh, yeah...my phone is broken right now...so uh i'm having a hard time keeping track of the time...so i just guessed" brother what. there is no way you thought it was even close to 4pm right now. and also no way you don't have any other way to tell time. get sobered up immediately man we are not playing dollhouse

saw a man genuinely filling up TWO (2) 32 oz fountain cups with our slushies and i was like...."umm sir you need to go up to the register for slushy cups. those are for our fountain drinks." and he was like "oh...umm...so what do i do with these? throw them away? or keep them?" so i said "well you can keep them if you want but you will have to pay for them the free ones are gonna be the small size" and i see him walk over to the fountains again and he goes "so the small ones over here" "no. sir. you have to go get them at the register. from the cashier." so he went over there and silently stood off to the side so i had to go back there and grab him two cups.

if i had a nickel for every time a grown ass ginger man with two jobs worked with me blatantly didn't gaf and barely made an effort to learn how to do their job better/more efficiently/or literally The Normal Way We Just Do It and also for some reason cannot ever get my deadname right i would have two nickels.

i am trying So incredibly hard to be patient with the new guy i think i need a medal of honor or something. i almost would have rathered working by myself today.

still mad abt my coworker saying earlier when i told her i'll be leaving early on saturday for my concert she went "ugh you and (boss) always leaving early i'm sick of it" the audacity of old people truly and genuinely needs to be studied