She called me a White Colonizer...
This is, of course, nothing new to a hardened Oakland Gentrifier, but this is different. She's my roommate. This isn't the first time either. Last time she said 'White people need to go back to Europe. Black people need to go back to Africa. This is my peoples' land.' She was mostly White and Oakland didn't belong to her tribe anyway, she's not Ohlone, she's from Puerto Rico. I told her to go back to Spain, and much worse, back to Puerto Rico. The already screaming decibels ratcheted up another couple of notches. 'He told me to go back to PuertoRico!' she yelled. 'This is a hate crime!' she yelled. 'I am calling the police!' she yelled. We are no strangers to the police, but they didn't come that day. Well anyway, here she is again, calling me a White Colonizer. I had used her toothbrush and which is now brown and I should look for myself. The fact of my innocence was irrelevant so I did what any reasonable person would do I told her to fuck off. We are not talking right now.














