Jasper 🌈♾️

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

Yeah, a lotta people are.

On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

@jasper-the-kid

"God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me."