Ask The Squips!!

Sure, thanks for making us aware of this!

Jason: I-It’s... a l-l-long st-st-story...

Jason: I d-don’t w-w-wanna t-talk ab-bout it..

(Ask translation: so... how did yall like come into existence)

An audio transcript from Jason, Vince, and Steph.

[Jason] Uh, h-hey! Uhm...

(A pause.)

[Jason] Is.. this th-thing o-on?

(Shuffling noises.)

[Jason] V-Vince?

(More shuffling.)

[Vince] I think... the red light means it’s... on.

(Even more shuffling.)

[Jason] O-Oh!.. alright!.. uhm. M-My name is J-J-Jason!

[Vince] Or... is the light supposed to be... green..?

[Jason] O-Oh. W-Well-

(The audio cuts off, then shortly comes back in.)

[Steph] -red, not green.

[Vince] Damnit...

[Jason] O-Oh.

[Vince] I.. have to speak now... right?

[Jason] Y-Yeah.. we’re recording this f-for the th-th-thing we’re d-doing..

[Vince] Okay..

(A whole load more of shuffling.)

[Vince] I’m Vince... that’s it?

[Jason] A-And we were f-formerly... S-S-SQUI-SQUIPs...

(Uncomfortable silence.)

[Jason] ..St-Steph?

(More silence.)

[Steph] ..Oh. That’s me. ..Hi! My name is Steph. Sometimes Stephen. Sometimes Stephanie. I don’t know why, but sometimes when I sneeze I change genders.. okay I’m going a bit off-topic. Anyway, I’m a SQUIP. Kind of. It’s complicated.

[Jason] A-Anyway! We j-just set up an askblog.. for you g-guys to... ask us stuff... that’s it? I-I-I think?

[Vince] Uhhhh... I think... so...

[Jason] ..S-So... yeah! C-Come ask us st-stu-stuff!

[Steph] Mhm!

[Vince] Yeahhh..

[Jason] So do we ju-

(The audio cuts off.)