Jarvis The Android

I was about the eighth in line for Grillo’s autograph. He actually did two autographs for me (in spite of the con staff next to him saying up no. He signed them faster than they could shame him for it XD).

And I’m just like, dude, I always like the villains. You’re awesome. Can I ruffle your hair?

“Hah yes you can.”

So I get both my hands into his hair and he’s laughing his ass off. I have no fucking idea what he uses to keep his hair that vertical and that fucking soft.

“Why are people so obsessed with my hair?!”

To which I replied, “You don’t need to know. Just know this will be in my fantasies for about a week.”

He laughed.

Renner’s autograph, I brought something. A fan poster. Slid it to him and said, “I figure you haven’t signed this today.”

Renner responded with “Actually, I’ve never seen this. Ever.” While looking entirely nonplussed. 

I’ve never done a photo op before but I was warned it’s FAST, it’s assembly line, barely thirty seconds for a photo.

So as I walked up to Grillo I pulled my airsoft and flipped it to hand to him. “Want to hold me at gunpoint for this?”

And he took my airsoft, “Is this fake? It is? Absolutely!”

Didn’t have enough time to really get situated. 

Renner, then. So as I walk up, “Considering I’m dressed as Coulson, I’d like to be lecturing you. Can I be gesticulating while you look completely done with my shit?”

And Renner snorted and said he could totally do that.

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