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THIS WAS THE PHOTO HE TOOK

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this changed me as a person

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I’m in tears!

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I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

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my soul: saved

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One of my favourites

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the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

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EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

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They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

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@phallicasfuck

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Remembering you, in someone else’s smile.. |📷 x @method_by_m.o |

The past is always the past. Even if you forget it, it remembers you. |📷x @method_by_m.o|

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Rivers and roads. Rivers, till I meet you ...|Collabs with @method_by_m.o are the best! |

#TBT -that one time I was on the cover on a romance novel 👬👨‍❤️‍👨😍 #romance #lgbt #gayromance #felicestevens #romancenovel #lookmom

#lookmom #gayromance #lgbt #romance #felicestevens #romancenovel #tbt

My joy likes to run from my body as quick as it can. I’ve been practicing holding it. #andreagibsom #joy

#joy #andreagibsom

Quick question ? 1)Do you LIVE your life ? 2)Or does your life, LIVE you ?

Never grow up... just don’t. #wdw #magickingdom #waltdisneyworld (at Disney's Magic Kingdom)

#magickingdom #waltdisneyworld #wdw

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They said I could open a present 🎁 early.. I picked you @_m_i_m_z_ @jake_allman #wdw #disneyhollywoodstudios #christmas #disney (at Disney's Hollywood Studios)

#wdw #disney #christmas #disneyhollywoodstudios

And the three of them lived and loved happily ever after . The End.😍😍 #princeeric #ariel #mickeysnotsoscaryhalloweenparty #magickingdom Halloween (at Disney's Magic Kingdom)

#magickingdom #ariel #mickeysnotsoscaryhalloweenparty #princeeric

Happy Halloween you filthy Animals !! #wdw #magickingdom #mickeysnotsoscaryhalloweenparty #halloween (at Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom)

#halloween #mickeysnotsoscaryhalloweenparty #wdw #magickingdom

Blasting off and on time w/@originalgrain. |📸 x @tiara_marei | |CreativeDirector @method_by_m.o| #OriginalGrain #StayOriginal (at Shops Around Lenox)

#originalgrain #stayoriginal

@_m_i_m_z_ @jake_allman, 6 days till we are in the happiest place on Earth!! #wdw #disney #waltdisneyworld (at Walt Disney World)

#disney #wdw #waltdisneyworld

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If you are alive, raise your hand. 🙋‍♂️

Don’t worry, I’m a Twerk in progress. 🙈🤷‍♀️

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