Jan's

A brontosaurus was carved out of pumpkins. 

Wired: this incredibly high stakes and doubtless riveting game of uno

Okay I know everyone’s losing their shit about the Snowgrave route right now but can we talk about uh. THIS????

Now you know.

Or, more disturbingly, perhaps there are theaters here and there dedicated (sacrificed) to the play.  There is always a production of it running somewhere, every night, and people just…drift in to play the roles.  Sometimes you just know you’ve made a terrible mistake, and then you find yourself searching for local auditions.  (You’ll get a part. Everyone does.)

did i do this right

Damn Daniel, but I cut the middle parts out every time he says “Damn Daniel” so it sounds like he’s just saying “Daaaaaniel”

dog & duck

For anyone in SoCal or the Southwest, excessive heat warnings have been issued for Phoenix, LA, Las Vegas and record temperatures have already been recorded. Stay safe this week and make sure you’re aware of the signs of heat stroke and heat exhaustion!

You will shock their body too much, use something more gentle (fans, cool (not too cold) water, things like that

DON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE.

Pokémon Snap (1999)

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES