How not to break your neck
Aka Blum throws himself on the ground a bunch of times while talking
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How not to break your neck
Aka Blum throws himself on the ground a bunch of times while talking
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Shooting through some axes like that guy in that film.
(Yes I know this isn’t how it should look, but today I’m here to talk about the version a lot of people have just watched)
Because the alternative is that I try to get my thoughts out and end up with a 38 minute YouTube breakdown of all the things I liked and disliked about the archery in the film
Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.
Stellar Nesting Grounds
This image captures the Tarantula Nebula in all of its cosmic glory. Astronomers study nebulae like this one to learn about how elements form and disperse throughout the galaxy, seeding space with planetary building blocks.
Clouds of dust and gas called nebulae speckle our galaxy. Some are ferocious cosmic factories that churn out baby stars by the hundreds of thousands, while others are grave markers of stars long dead. Astronomers study them to learn about how stars and planets form, and how ingredients are recycled in space.
But all that dust is difficult to see through, and nebulae are often so large that today’s most powerful space telescopes can only realistically study tiny patches of them. That’s where our soon-to-launch Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope comes in.
I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

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Sure wish fans remembered that Aisha doesn't have "wavy straight hair" she has afro-textured hair SPECIFICALLY
They could have done more to emphasize that for sure, but when you see how they style it, you can't say this is straight hair. Literally no other character's hair looks like this
The only times the studios lean HEAVY on giving her straight wavy hair is when they straight up whitewash her. They try to make it appear "big" cuz the animators I guess figured Aisha's hair back then looked bigger than the other girls', not understanding it's cuz they were afros. That's why her hair was so volumous.
It was probably more recognizable in her concepts. Regardless, it's executing the same idea - she actually has Black hair when compared to the other girls
So if y'all can stop giving her straight hair that is slightly wavy, and calling it a day, that would be nice
Y'all could give her the foh-head, but y'all won't
Edit:
STOP GIVING HER ABS
Aside from the fact visible abs is a sign of dehydration, and I shouldn't have to explain why the Fairy of Liquids would never get herself into that state - no, you actually don't need to make the one Black girl the tallest and most muscular member of the group.
It's not like anyone does anything worthwhile with this concept, other than reduce complex Black characters into muscle-head jocks prone to aggression.
Look how they butchered Taranee while doing this.
In a post expressing frustration towards a fanbase that takes little consideration of a character's Blackness, assume any additional comments will likely be related to the topic
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that
@mrv3000 telling truths in the tags:
People assume that being a magical girl is all about sparkles and moon beams and romance, but the thing that the masses miss about the power fantasy behind magical girls is that almost every single protagonist is a HUGE jock
“All magical girls are clumsy and personality-less”
Actually, all magical girls are RIPPED, little girls dream of physically dunking on you while looking cute doing it, and we SUPPORT
Understandable
People assume that being a magical girl is all about sparkles and moon beams and romance, but the thing that the masses miss about the power fantasy behind magical girls is that almost every single protagonist is a HUGE jock
“All magical girls are clumsy and personality-less”
Actually, all magical girls are RIPPED, little girls dream of physically dunking on you while looking cute doing it, and we SUPPORT
Understandable
Taking this chance to remind the internet of my sailor moon/usagi tsukino headcanons:
1. My girl got hypoglycaemia that is constantly near crash levels
2. Some of Usagi’s past life as princess Serenity is actually breaking through at all times and the only noticeable side effect she is almost constantly expecting moon gravity instead of Earth gravity and it is messing her up

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How hard is it to dive in front of an arrow to save your loved one?
Feat: most of the cast of min-maxed (minus Jacques who apparently wants to look after his body, and Megan who wanted to let the boys have their moment) and several of their partners!
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could watch a D&D game with these nerds…
The party of deadly nerds. More coming soon!
did i make the self imposed deadline for the fic update?
no
did I instead quietly adjust the chapter count from 13/13 to 13/14 as a promise to myself to actually finish the fucking chapter and post it?
yes
will I manage to keep this promise?
hopefully 🤞
So glad I didn’t let the existence of bloodymary stop me from watching Project Hail Mary. It was a good movie, very fun.
Didn’t have any moments of “this plus iron lung!!!!” though
Too busy thinking about the Winx (in cosmix) rocking up to investigate the goings on of the microscopic staryummies astrophage.
I made this, please feel free to use
I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it
today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.
it actually helped me a lot
have some more

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I have under five days to write at least one chapter to finish a fic that I haven't touched in seven years. (why? because of guilt for a senpai... fuck im too old for modern internet.)
the opening scene?
"It's been seven years since we began this-"
"You mispronounced hours."
about the task they were about to start at the end of the last chapter.
I no longer care about the main characters, I'm about to derail this train into a housewife alliance subplot.
because my audacity is without limits.
The lion, the witch, and this audacity of this bitch right here!
if anyone has some cheers to spare I'll take it. because also what am I doing?!?!?!
*stares at blinking cursor*
what if I... just didn't?
*slumps face first onto the keyboard*
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I'm going to be honest. I don't think Ava was having a mental break or was batshit. She's an authority figure who is being questioned and challenged by the people who shes incharged of the safety and is actively taking steps to keep safe. She's trying to actually progress missions that will help them get anywhere closer to new resources or new information. And Simon and David are actively making that harder by, insisting that shes actually trying to kill him OR insisting that retrieving the sm-8's data isn't worth the risk.
Her shouting and lash outs are those of a commanding officer being talked back to and who is trying to give orders rather then a woman having a mental break or who is unstable.
Also I think some of you see a woman who shows or voices strong emotions in a non palatable way [yelling or commanding] and then take that as a sign of mental instability instead of a sign that she feels strongly about what shes talking about.