I have under five days to write at least one chapter to finish a fic that I haven't touched in seven years. (why? because of guilt for a senpai... fuck im too old for modern internet.)
the opening scene?
"It's been seven years since we began this-"
"You mispronounced hours."
about the task they were about to start at the end of the last chapter.
I no longer care about the main characters, I'm about to derail this train into a housewife alliance subplot.
because my audacity is without limits.
The lion, the witch, and this audacity of this bitch right here!
if anyone has some cheers to spare I'll take it. because also what am I doing?!?!?!













