"In this cartoon universe, you're a pest..."

Since DC doesn't want this man anymore I'm taking him.

He did not indeed ever interact with his niece, although he did make a blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance at Selina and Bruce's wedding in the Mr. & Mrs. Superman segment of The Superman Family #211 (Lois and Clark stumble across and foil an assassination plot while they're in attendance at the wedding, it was fun)

checking back in on the thousand-year-long situationship

u can stay with me and nobody would care

This is actually an old thing I made back in August. I’m not really proud of the art/formatting of any of this but for a first attempt at making a comic I think I did alright. Though, I think you can tell it was made for TikTok since all the panels are cut up individually lol.

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and the last part!! Vergil isn't dead (though dante doesn't know that) he's just floating around somewhere in hell. He'll be back eventually.

FIRST:

The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:

It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).

Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).

Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:

No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).

The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.

Bonus:

Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)

Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)

As a writer your job is not to outsmart the audience and show how smart you are, but to make the audience feel smart.

Your work being 'too predictable' and your work having a 'shock twist that came from nowhere' are two sides of the same coin, which happen when you don't trust your audience. Trust your audience will enjoy your work without over-explaining and over-foreshadowing, or, on the other extreme, disguising the plot with a million red herrings for everything to be a 'surprise twist' later on.

What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself