What a magical lady.

know intrinsically why nobody brings this up in their cutey selfcare posts and im aware how risky talking about piss is on here but sometimes if you feel deeply and gnawingly insane and have tried eating and sleeping and everything else already you may need to just go to the bathroom. believe me when i say a mild uti can drive an honest man 2 madness. go piss girl or whatever

change your underwear as well ESPECIALLY if youve had that shit on for 2 days or more

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

Driving is really really scary though. Like everyone is garunteed to get into at least one car accident in their life. Isn't it kinda fucked to base your transportation system on something so dangerous that everyone is practically destined to either die or almost die from it?

there is a lot of wild shit you can say "hey this is like homestuck" to that i will accept but i fuckin' hate "chess motifs? must be a homestuck". it doesn't get that one. everyone's been doing chess motifs for centuries