What a magical lady.

hiii You ruined my life I want you dead can you please text me or maybe do worse without me

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

and you may say "if you want transport that goes on a predetermined on rails route you want trains" and thats true i do want trains. but i want trains that do sick loops and make me vomit. its an improvement for nobody and it would be awesome.

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

know intrinsically why nobody brings this up in their cutey selfcare posts and im aware how risky talking about piss is on here but sometimes if you feel deeply and gnawingly insane and have tried eating and sleeping and everything else already you may need to just go to the bathroom. believe me when i say a mild uti can drive an honest man 2 madness. go piss girl or whatever

change your underwear as well ESPECIALLY if youve had that shit on for 2 days or more

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like