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Black Water... How Fancy. How Chic... Does Jobathan know about this? I feel like he should... Like I said. I could be very happy here.... (at Longwood Gardens)

I could be very happy here... Think it's for rent? I could use a country place.... (at Longwood Gardens)

Wait so sometimes you flood the dancefloor and have it like this and other times you drain it for dinners and dancing.... That's sound just impractical and fussy enough to be exactly how I want to live my life... Am I in heaven? (at Longwood Gardens)

Looks like I'm feeling like my old self again.... Even in the nature, there is shopping to be done and incredible things to have.... @johncrossan thanks for sharing #longwoodgardens with me. What a special and magical little place. #icouldlivethere (at Longwood Gardens)

Back to the basics..... (at Sofitel Philadelphia)

Hmmmm... When you don't live here, philly is actually a pretty lovely city to visit thanks #sofitelphl for loving on my puppies (at Sofitel Philadelphia)

Prepping for my big move (FUCKING FINALLY - right?) and look what I found 3 cunts about to tear it up..:: you have to stay here Fernando.:: it's the only way we're coming back... And even then it's a crap shoot... Maybe just 2 cunts and an unsuspecting intern... Ahhhhh sometimes I sure do miss LA.... #madcunt #dirtycunt #mexi-cunt (at chez goss)

This c.nts back in town @missmyapapaya so I guess I can be dragged out of my house for a minute #fashionweek already?.?.?. (at 509 w. 34th St.)

And on this Friday we are reminded that the world is filled with CUNTS... And some aren't fabulous and aren't fun and don't deserve a bit of our attention. Some are just trully evil and only know how to get through this world by taking advantage of others and by destroying everything and everyone they come across... Funny. I don't remember leaving my storage like this. Funny cause this pile of garbage used to be my most prized processions and favorite things. Funny because you can steal my things and take my life but you will never come close to being anything like me. You are trash and I won't waste a second past this Instagram thinking about you. How does the saying go? I think it's I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Enjoy my things. I know I loved them! (at Betsy Ross House)

The Maidstone cones with... Ehhh... Clogs.... #nomorelesbianshoes (at The Hamptons)

Driving through philly and I see this and in makes my day No truer words have been said #fubankofamerica #fuboa #hatebankofamerica (at Home)

Hmmmmm I would love to repeat Monday nights caviar buffet for breakfast today #chicasshit (at Wall Street)

One more reason to love where I live #gasstationnachos right downstairs... (at Manhattan - New York)

Off to Sunday Morning SERVICING with @camerondecades and @photogeek616 #dirtywhores #hamptonsperfection (at Maidstone Club)

It's officially a theme... This selfie has a redheaded c*nt in it... @captainmarymorgan #whore #whoreisland (at Standard Grill @ The Standard Hotel)

I bet you thought my first post would be a selfie... Well if it had been, it would have been a mad cunt selfie... (at Central Park New York City)

I think it's clear that Jordan captured my birthday and this last year exactly perfectly. Yay! I made.... On a separate note anyone else think it's weird that my birthday is on Good Friday and the world had not imploded upon itself yet? Is this the begining of the rapture? Is it just gonna me and #nickiminaj left here on earth Monday morning . (I kind of hope so) maybe some support staff can hang back too so we don't have to actually do things for ourselves (at Old City Hall (Philadelphia))