James Nguyen

reasons why to wear black: it covers the blood of ur enemies

Pretty fucking much

Touchdown

when you’re broke af but still killing it

why does this cube have eyes

Chanyeol’s angry character in “Exo Next Door”

…. how?

Sehun is the kind of guy to fap to himself

he just looks into the mirror and cums

Looking up sebooty pics on the internet like “Damn, I’d tap dat”

then fapping and moaning like “yehet, ohorat yahat aaaw yiis dat ass let me get in deeper” and then Suho enters the room

and cries about how he has failed as a parent and then tries to call Yifan for support and tries to talk him into taking the maknae off his hands

and Yifan just laughs and says he did the same things when he was young, Sehunnie is just coming after him

Suho curses him out and yells ‘’THIS IS WHY I FILLED THE DIVORCE PAPERS’’ and tries to bribe Yifan with money

Yifan snorts and chuckles “and I’m not sending you a single cent of the money I got from my movie”

Suho sobs ‘’I’ll do anything to make you talk to him about this’’

Yifan: “Do you think you can still his thirst? well I guess you still don’t even know that he’s fucking Tao’s ass each night but okay, good luck with that” he hangs up

Suho stares into nothing as he whispers to himself ‘’fucking tao?…’’ he puts the phone down and screams ‘’HUANG ZITAO AND OH SEHUN GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE’’

suddenly baekhyun exploded

"You’re so tense, Harold. Everything okay at work?"

i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is

thats a raccoon

no I think that’s a french braid