CATS!

Ugh, I'm hanging out in a waiting room, and Bucky is yelling "MAMA" at every woman who walks by. I then tell him, "We'll find you a mom someday. Just not HER."

I think they should invite Rose City to the White House.

This is awesome and all but way too close to not passing! http://ift.tt/1KWTiP0

Day-after-Halloween candy shopping is the best. I got 52 pieces of candy I like for $3. That's less than seven cents apiece, which is less than the average cost at the five and dime, not adjusting for inflation.

I'll be playing in town next Saturday. It should be hilarious.

Is one year old too young for someone to watch A Nightmare Before Christmas?

I'm going skating tonight.

This is exactly like a white cop attacking a black girl in a school, but you don't see coverage of this. Why does America hate white people?