ask me about my ocs

anyway. anybody else see the word Mystery and immediately get this song stuck in their heads? no? just me? ok.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

(watching hardcore porn) derivative. it insists upon itself. not even a dutch angle could- hold on (cums) sorry. not even a dutch angle could save this trite

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

YOU CAN GIVE THE FEEDBACK ON THE OFFICIAL EU WEBSITE HERE

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction