cap america civil war summary:
steve rogers: I don’t want to sign the accords so i’m going to retire as a superhero
UN: lol cool but heads up we are sending a kill squad after bucky barnes
steve rogers: bucky barnes, my childhood best friend who was tortured by a n*zi scientist, brainwashed, and had control of his own body taken away from him, who I feel obliged to protect bc he protected me for so many years? oh no. I can’t let that happen
team iron man/thaddeus ross: steve how could u break the accords and not let the kill squad kill ur bff?
bucky: so yah they’re like five more supersoldier who, if they wake up, will go on a murderous rampage
team cap: u know…… things aren’t quite adding up here. maybe steve had a point. let’s help him stop the murderous super soldiers and then rehash the sokovia accords issue
tony: steve why would u break up the avengers like this. just let us put u in jail
steve: disrespectfully, no
tony: bucky, the man who had no control over his actions (which I saw with my own two eyes), killed my parents? I will kill him
steve: bro
tony: you’re choosing the guy you’ve known since you were six over ME, your work associate???? give me the shield. u don’t deserve it.
steve: bet *drops shield*
steve: *breaks his squad out of secret ocean raft jail*
