Dad Jokes with Kratos
This is beautiful TT
YES!!! I LAUGHED FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT!!!

bliss lane
KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
occasionally subtle
NASA

pixel skylines
Stranger Things


❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Fai_Ryy

gracie abrams
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Xuebing Du

shark vs the universe
hello vonnie

tannertan36
d e v o n
🪼
almost home
seen from Syria

seen from France
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Hungary
seen from Spain
seen from Poland

seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Russia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Mozambique

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Guatemala

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia
@jaggisback
Dad Jokes with Kratos
This is beautiful TT
YES!!! I LAUGHED FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT!!!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Reblog if you need this energy
@punkamongkings drawing of me and @jernbean
@jernbean looks pissed. Its hilarious.
So this is the story. I was being an idiot on the last day of my College semester. And i guess i thought it would be comfortable to sit above the bench on the back board. @jernbean was sitting on the bench with his headphones on eating a sub. Then I just said in a really DEEP and CHAOTIC voice. “Mmm that looks good big boy”. Dudes. He flipped ouy, thinking i was a masculine tattooed man. Then he looked at me PISSED and says in a evil way. “Dude, i almost kicked the HELL out chu”!
Then he sat down and just laugh his head off.
Ahh… Good times.
MY MOM SENT ME THIS!!!
SO AWESOME!!!
CHOWDER!!!
This is mesmerizing to watch.
Okay... No words... Just... Just... Wow

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hunter
"I'm sorry but he is a Hunter."
"Your vagina is a Hunter?? Wait... IT'S A HE!?!?"
Again... Why? Do these girls want a loud speaker? I would gladly get them one... It would be funny to hear a 2 hour broadcast of them just talking about random stuff.
Jizzed
"Eww, Your popsicle stick just JUST JIZZED ON ME!!!"
Yet Again... Another college mini story... Sitting in the cafe... The same two girls... I guess they are tired? I hope they are... Not on some spleef.
So i was working on my Homework in college English. And I found this guy… Its name is Earl…
Anyone know what type of bug it is? I want to know now…
Horn-Dog
"Go put a corn-dog up your ass you horn-dog"!
One girl was telling me a story about her ex and how he was telling her he missed her... But like every usual story, the guy screw up... So he said he missed her BUT he got a boner every time he remembered her...
Then... She replied with this phrase and blocked him.
BANGED
"Your back just banged the shit out of my knee"!
I dont know what to write anymore... All of this happened in one day... This is to amazing...

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
RAPED
"My eyes have been BURNED alive and RAPED"!!!
Again... Musica.ly and one girl showed another an inappropriate video, then the other girl said this phrase... I got so much laughs today.
DEEPTHROATED!!!
"I just got DEEPTHROATED by your FRICKING hair"!!
Same day. Different occasion... They were watching videos on music.ly and they were having a bit TOO much fun. And they were head banging... And one girls hair went into the others mouth and the other spat out the hair. Then they said that phrase...
MOLESTED!!!
"My hand just got MOLESTED by your ASS"!!!
In college... My a female friend of mine just said this to another female friend of mine.... (Friendzoned to the max). And one went to sit down and she sat down on the other girls hand.
I know its late... But I finally posted something... Its for Sexual Assault Awareness. The title of this was the "Clothesline Project" And it happens once a year in USC. My College is supporting them.
Avengers: Age of Ultron + bloopers
avengers: age of when everyone was horny
This is basically when you and your top 10 best of the BEST of friends are so close (if you are straight) you can act gay with and girls you can grab their butts (with their permission and past approval... You dont want to herrass them either) this is what most friends who consider each other family do... We are all one.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I still don’t get myself
This is very much the truth...
This is how it goes...
You learn the "right" way
At the job they teach you "their" way
Then
After working for a company for some time, you end up learning your way which is a bit of both.
Safe and quick.
So basically... What they teach you at school.
"Throw it away when you are at work". My teacher said... Because they will teach you differently...
And when you go back to school...
"Study everything from your text books because that is whats going to be in the exam... Not what the professionals taught you at the job".
@punkamongkings His drawing of me and @jernbean @indigoskulls