(this post came out longer than planned)
You're minding your business, sitting in your living room, when suddenly. A loud voice disrupts you out of nowhere.
"Red Marge", it says. You turn to see... Red Marge. Marge Simpson but Red.
"What are you doing in my house?" You ask her.
"Red Marge", she replies.
But she isn't alone. There are others behind her.
"Pink Maggie", "Rainbow Lisa", "Purple Homer". The recolored Simpsons? Wait, what's up with Bart–
"Bart.exe", he evils evilly.
But wait. There's more than just the recolored Simpsons.
"Orange Leela!" you turn around to see everyone's favorite badass purple haired mutant– WHY SHE ORAGNE????
"Blue Fry" ok yep. That's Fry alright. But blue.
"Bite my tiny green ass!" You look around, searching for the source of that sentence. You look down to see. The Little Green Bender. This one can actually speak comprehensible sentences. Okay. But where's the rest of the Planet Express crew? And shouldn't the ones that are already here be in the 30th century or something?
Oh. There's Zoidberg I guess......
"Blue Lois" oh. Here come the Family Guy characters!
"Orange Pe-" the word gets cut off by a DIFFERENT Peter jumping through the ceiling. Orange Peter fucking dies. "Evil retep" evil retep evils evilly.
"White Brian", "White Quagmire", "Brown Cleveland"... Hey! These guys aren't even recolored!
"Jade Judy"– IS THAT JIMMY NEUTRON'S MOM??? BUT GREEN?????
"Green Pim!" "Aqua Charlie!"
Is this just gonna be nothing but cartoon characters?
As if reading your mind, you then get interrupted by...
Okay then. Game characters too. This is getting ridiculous.
And then, when you think that's enough madness, there's a loud noise of an incredibly processed brass horn. Strangely, you are able to translate it into words: "Light Cobalt Blue Wigfrid". Oh hey, it's Tumblr user ieatedatoaster's current The Character but light cobalt blue edition!
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS HER "Ö" TYPING QUIRK?? AND SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN THE CONSTANT???
You also question who Tumblr user ieatedatoaster is, unless you're a person who reads URLs.
And then there's a trumpet (NOT THE SAME THING AS A BRASS HORN!1!1) noise, which you are also able to translate. "Golden Wilson." Oh look, it's a science nerd! SHOULDN'T HE BE IN THE CONSTANT TOO??? Anyways. He's shiny. So shiny that it blasts you to the moon, where Normal Colored Wagstaff Who Is Not Part Of The Redmargeverse is too.
But AHA! You thought it was just cartoon and game characters? WRONG!
You fall back to earth and meet...
"Green Zubin!" is that the fucking guy from Tally Hall????
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