me to me: its gonna be alright baby

my look today is inspired by sleep deprivation and anxiety

I saw a post that said “it isn’t my responsibility to rebuild a bond that i didn’t break” and damn I felt that

the intimacy of knowing where everything is in a friend’s kitchen........

As platypus make milk and lay eggs, they are a portable source of omelettes.

your alarm sound is technically your theme since it plays at the start of every episode

I wanna touch you inappropriately in public and see your face change

Selling seashells by the seashore is a terrible business venture that wouldn’t be very profitable.

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

slow tongue kissing

You’re not a real cowboy until you’ve kissed another man