Aussie Assassin

I think that If merlin ever got the chance to freely explore his magical abilities, it wouldn’t take long before he started hurling random spells at people just to see what happens

King Daeron II's reign was all about creating alliances through marriage and trying to create one with the Iron Islands to try and bring them into the fold would make sense.

like imagine a woman from House Farwynd, the weirdest, most isolated Ironborn house, being married into House Targaryen for example.

She has a fear and distrust of maesters and their "sorcery", believes they are working for the Storm God 😭

Claims she's going to dry out and perish at least once a week or more because she's been away from the sea for so long. She fears the Drowned God cannot see her or hear her since she's so far from him. Dislikes septons and septas, does not want them near her. Dislikes the Faith of the Seven in general. Will likely have a panic attack if she's ever forced into attending service in the Sept. She finally gets to visit a body of water and she almost drowns herself. She claims she was just trying to greet the Drowned God 😭 Likely has a tendency to walk around without shoes or stockings because she's used to walking barefoot along the shore at home. Has sex with her husband and she's like "you kept me from wilting away ☺️". She definitely tries to sleep out on the balcony when it's raining because it reminds her of home. Has a goal to catch sight of the Drowned God one day.

Like I just want the most strange, fearful, superstitious Ironborn girl ever to be paired with one of the akotsk men lol. The only thing is I can't decide which character. All of them would be kinda funny.

Maekar seems like a good option because it's also logical because at that point Maekar is just the 4th son who has lost his wife and already has 6 children so marrying him to a mad girl wouldn't matter that much. And them clashing would be funny to me.

But her with Daeron would be interesting because Daeron just goes with the flow. She lays dramatically on their bed claiming to be drying out and will turn to dust soon due to being away from the sea and Daeron is like "...would wine help?". She also acts as a weighted blanket to him because she will straddle him and lay across his chest and tell him stories about the seals and whales of her home. He drinks while she gossips to him about who she thinks is working for the Storm God and Daeron just agrees all like "Yes wife, that septon is definitely a Storm God spy. I’ll drink to that."

Aerion would be disastrous but intriguing because it's man who believes himself to be a dragon versus woman who believes she needs to live in the sea. They will somewhat bond over their dislike of the Faith of the Seven.

But what about his abilities in the force? Unimaginable. Planets could be destroyed through mere thoughts. Star destroyers blown to bits simply if he wills it. People can torn apart with a little push of the force. But he wouldn't. He would never kill so many people at once, he would never repeat the mistake of the death star. He knows his power now and he will control it and use it fairly. He's the type of guy to never attack with his opponents back to him.

Bonus Ezra lmao

Din and Luke are basically a perfect setup for a thousand silly ideas! So here’s an AU where everyone on Mandalore is convinced they’re married because Skywalker keeps casually dropping marriage vows whenever he talks about Din or his son.

A deleted scene of Yoda training Luke from The Empire Strikes Back (1980)