Jackie

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man *waking up from 7 year coma*: doctor.. please… may you update me on what is going on in the news… what has happened while i was asleep doctor: for your own good we’re putting you back into the coma

i understand. you found paradise in tumblr. you had some good posts, you made a good blog, the blacklist protected you and the tags were plentiful. you didn’t need a friend like me. but now you come to me and you say “outofcontextarthur, they’re not monkeys, muffy was a hippo”. but you don’t ask with respect. you don’t offer friendship. you don’t even think to call me godfather. instead, you come into my blog on the day my daughter is to be married and y

Christine met her #1 fan

the only news I need 

me

It got better

look what you have done now she is angrey

who’s gonna tell this straighty….