Thoughts of a Ginger...

i swear this man is kermit the frog trying to pass as a politician 

son of a bitch

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

Reblogging for awareness…

Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.

If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now

Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.

ladies make this post the study guide for any nigga tryna eat. quiz him lol. if a nigga can’t eat it right after these gems he don’t deserve to lol.

its also good to see that not all of these are the same

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HAHAHAHA i love tumblr. tbh i like some of the things they say not to do tho whoops

how dare you not tag me in this Ty. Fuck you @tyloriousrex

who put the bun in the bin

STOP IT OMG

me re: moco planting

Me tho

this is very lizzie

me

aw look at da wittle velvet baby omg