Jabroni Baloney

I think this should be the twist more often

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Daydreamer anatomy☁️

i'm hooting and pointing to pictures on my damn laptop of these bad boys-

and arguing that shit up there on the ceiling/roof can see everything going on below it, and that shit can swivel if they want it to! and also they slap every mall/target/best buy all over with 20 to 50 0f these fuckers, full visibility coverage! and then you only need one person with a pair of functioning eyes to monitor the camera feed, and no one can kick them over/hit them with their car

one friend is insisting that just having them (the robots) present is enough to deter ne'er-do-wells, and that having a camera that can travel around ground level makes them useful, and that justifies the 20 thousand dollarydoos per robot🤖

and so we're pissing at each other back and forth over this, then suddenly friend 2 holds up their tablet and fucking shows us:

these things are GARBAGE my god

they can't even turn their stupid camera around 360????

when we were looking up more info about this company, i found this article:

yeah thats what i fucking thot

Faust in His Study (circa 1852)