A Monument to all your Sins

In need of intellectual stimulation

There are three construction workers building a bridge. They sit down on the bridge to eat their lunches. The first worker opens his lunch box and says, "bologna sandwich, I've had nothing but bologna sandwiches for three months, if I get a bologna sandwich again I'm jumping off the bridge." The second worker opens his lunch box and says, "bologna sandwich! If I get another bologna sandwich tomorrow I'm going off this bridge!" The third worker opens his lunch box and says, "another bologna sandwich, I'm going off the bridge if this happens again tomorrow." The next day comes and the three workers sit down to eat lunch. The first worker opens his lunch box, "pastrami! Thank god it's not bologna." The second worker opens his box and says, "a hamburger, I really thought I was going over this bridge today." The third worker opens his lunch box, closes it and jumps off the bridge. The first worker says, " I can't believe he did it, I wasn't really gonna jump if I got bologna again." The second worker looks at him and says, "I believe it, he packs his own lunch". Everyone packs their own lunch.