got nobody 'cos I'm brain dead

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

not sure what hurts but it hurts

if you aren’t stanning naruto in 2018 wyd? like one of the reasons I love him so much even now is his empathy. the fact that he can connect emotionally in some way to every friend or foe he faces is amazing to me and like, rewatching the third hokage’s funeral and there’s that line “shinobi’s do not cry because they cannot show emotion” and naruto just DECIMATES that rule by being the biggest crybaby and fighting with his heart his whole life UGH naruto your mind!

there are ways to be beautiful that don’t involve your appearance