Everyone Sucks Here

-THANK GOD we aren’t getting another season of that mess

-it was very hard to follow if you aren’t a book fan

-why didn’t they use the Daniel documentary framing for the story? I guess his doc just sort of faded out?

-no more fuckass band hopefully 🤞

-no more music sequences taking up 10 minutes of each episode hopefully 🤞

-I feel bad for Nicki fans. He got shafted. Also he did not cut off his own hand; that was my evil wife Armand.

-Why did Lestat have more intimate scenes with his mother than his main love interest? Strange.

-Was there even a single queer kiss scene that wasn’t fake Claudia tonguing fake Madeline for a man’s sake?

-wtf happened to Lestat and Armand’s relationship? Armand is just groveling and prostrating himself at the feet of this white man I guess. And also I guess Armand is ugly (?? LMAO??) and undesirable.

-“rotten boy” <- 🤨

-Claudia’s grievances are expressed, she screams about being in purgatory, but then Louis and Lestat are just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twenty minutes later? Huh??

Marius dips out on TWMBK? He would NEVER.