I Work With Italians

"Linz, that reminds me. I still need to start my Tumblr about stuff YOU say when you're too tired. You need your own TV show, we'll get a random Italian actress to play you. Badly of course." ~ M.A.

"Everything I know about America I learned from Will & Grace." M.D.

"The train station is laid out according to Italian logic. So it is a maze." M.A.

Me: "How many people does each pizza feed?" C.N. "It depends on the stomachs."

"It's a movie about a French family with female sons ..." S.F.

"It's in my Céline clutch which is inside my MiuMiu bag. It's like Inception with accessories!" ~ S.L.

"Linz, about the pancakes: I made them but I did not like the shape so I did not bring them. I ate them for breakfast." V.N. (Happy Ма́сленица anyway!)

"Linz - tonight at yoga you miss the lemon pose" ~ G.E.

"Can you stay later tonight or are you going to cross-feet?" Z.H.

"She is coughing. I hope she will not contaminate me." C.N.

"I added the caption under the apple pie. I mean apple pie chart. I mean PIE CHART. I am tired." C.N.

"The coffee machine, although it has served us well over the past several years, has given up today." J.J.

"Too many facts and I'm like scrambled egg." C.N.

"I'm not feeling so well. I have a big headcake." P.F.

"I am honored to be the protagonist of today's Tumblr." ~ I.B.

"Don't worry about her, she is sharp as a whistle ..." S.L. (British)

"This week has been an emotional milkshake!" C.N.