kris didn't even let her actually say the word "sorry" out loud before being weird to cheer her up
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kris didn't even let her actually say the word "sorry" out loud before being weird to cheer her up

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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
"water glimmer"
image description: a small porcelain wolf with light blue fur markings fading into bright yellow at the edges.
why isn't everyone talking about Susie's locs sheary can give her Black Susie believers all we do is win
news channels should have had emergency broadcasts about this turn on the channel any channel its Black susie realness
I will probably never draw Flowery again.

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thought of them again .then crode
Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or
How to "get it":
Ask yourself, how does this piece make you feel? (No wrong answers)
Look for an artist statement nearby. What does it say about the artist and their relationship to their work? What does the artist say that they are trying to convey with their art? What contextual clues can you pick up from what they say about their background, or what they omit?
Look at the title of the piece. What is the artist saying about their work by naming it that, either explicitly or implicitly?
Look at the medium. Is there anything about the piece that stands out to you, knowing what it's made of?
Look at the year it was made. What cultural events might have been happening around this time? Was this piece part of a particular art movement? What was the purpose of that art movement, and what was it trying to say?
Accept that sometimes, you still might not get it. This is perfectly okay.
His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point
Do you cross your 7s?
No
Yes, because that's how I was taught
Yes, I decided on my own that I wanted to
What? (results)
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

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Aw he’s just looking for love
are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting
honestly i think the easiest way for tumblr to make money is just make Cumblr a separate site which is just a porn blogging site. just moderate it better than last time and dont let it get overrun with csam and ai shit
theres really no good porn blogging site if you think about it. like. there are porn sites sure but theres not really a blogging space for it aymore and i think its niche but theres probably a market for it at the least
honestly tumblr has so many artists, nsfw and not, it could just use a dedicated gallery feature for art/photog/etc. let people customize it like they customize their blog designs. have some premium galleries if you're really desperate for money. have a sort of etsy-esque shop maybe. idk. there are options out there, i feel like if this site fails its just due to bad leadership at this point.
they could just make a series of sister sites that interact with main in the same way but only shows that content, with tumblr being the great hive of all content tbh.
tumblr: main
yumblr: food blogs only
rumblr: a fight club to the death
dumblr: tumblr for dummies
humblr: idk humble yourself
jumblr: just a jumble of everything i guess
lumblr: lumberjack tumblr??
cumblr: you already know
bumblr: tumblr but only for bees
numblr: number tumblr where everything is in numbers
mumblr: messaging site
chumblr: make some friends idk
stumblr: who knows what you'll stumblr upon
drumblr: music i guess
fumblr: football probably
ummblr: umm idk
anyways the problem with extraplanetary colonies isnt some vague concerns about defiling the pristine universe, its that a number of forces conspire to guarantee that they will have some of the most horrific working conditions humanity has ever seen
a yaoi pregnancy is possible

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Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.
At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.
At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.
“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.
The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.
I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.
I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.
I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht.
I’m not worth the cost of a watch.
i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.
i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.
as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.
disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.
at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.
i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.
i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.
we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.