Ivo Vynckier - My So-Called Blog

Senator Collins (ME) is disappointed that Mitch McConnell (KY) won't admit he's dead.

Grandson visits Mitch McConnell in the hospital.

The Donald deserves another peace prize for NOT bombing Belgium after its soccer team took the USA to the cleaners.

Can we see Mitch McConnell's death certificate?

The Republicans are as evasive about Mitch McConnell as Basil Fawlty was in the episode "The Kipper and the Corpse".

Question for Elon: can Tesla's Full Self-Driving ("FSD") cope with the potholes in Russian roads?

Is The Donald going to hit Belgium with new tariffs now?

Senator McConnell is dead.

Come and keep your comrade warm [at night in the queue]."

Let the grass grow and Bob's your uncle!

If so, how did she dress and how many tattoos were on display?

If Senator McConnell is incapacitated, can the flux capacitor from "Back to the Future" (Robert Zemeckis) reset him?

Am I allowed to say that Senator McConnell has been "unresponsive" before his cardiac arrest?

Acting as a crooner, he'll sing the Sinatra standard "You Do It My Way" on national TV.

he Republicans are still negotiating with Saint Peter. They adamantly want him to "let one slip through".

Why is that even news? Being impermeable to reason has always been the essence of his political persona...

(Ed Miliband can write up a Green Book for him.)