Ivo Vynckier - My So-Called Blog

Today, every Iranian has the right to throw a pizza on the roof in frustration. And more.

Is the tax dollar of the Ohio farmer well spent?

But Melania is not convinced. And neither are we.

The man who promised to drain the swamp is swamping the drain...

I'm sick of niggers. It's like I come to work, it's Planet of the Apes. I don't like being around them. They're animals.

She also has two daughters and I don't think the stork dropped 'em on her doorstep.

I have an idea: Karmelo commits a second murder. Would that make 35 years OK?

The dude's lucky she didn't slap him!

When Obama wore a tan suit, Fox News concluded it demeaned the office of the president.

(In his novel "1984", George Orwell called the totalitarian political party "Ingsoc", short for "English socialism".)

You could have held the cage fights at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Martial Arts.

T-R-U-M-P.

The British actress Samantha Morton played the precog Agatha.

We're going to need the precogs of "Minority Report" (Steven Spielberg) to stop the current crime wave.

James Newton Howard's score for "Grand Canyon" (Lawrence Kasdan).

Ambulant car mechanic Simon (Danny Glover): Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is.

Never mind.