Ivo Vynckier - My So-Called Blog

I wouldn't watch a soccer game to save my life but I read that Belgium wiped out the USA.

Brain death (=the absence of brain stem activity) is a sufficient medical criterion to legally declare someone dead.

Recognize the song?

"You don't know how lucky you are, boys

Back in the U-S-S-R

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out [with drones]

They leave the West behind

To bury Senator McConnell with all due respect, we can drop him at the Trump golf course next to Ivana.

Was Miley Cyrus invited to Taylor Swift's wedding?

To boost Russian morale, Vladimir is expected to start a charm offensive.

How come Mitch McConnell hasn't been declared dead yet?

The medical team found Senator McConnell to be "unresponsive".

Labour PM Andy Burnham wants to govern from his home town Manchester.

Here's an idea: with the current heat, why doesn't he get a travelling tent like Muammar Gaddafi?

Shakespare on the Brexit.

"Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us

It hath in solemn synods been decreed

To admit no traffic [=commerce] to our adverse towns."

Had to define a password for a web shop this morning.

I entered the character string "My_P*n*s".

The computer answered: "Your password is too small!".

Belgium's number 1 pedophile priest is gone. Bishop Roger Vangheluwe's (89) fame and glory? Sexually abusing... his nephew for several years.