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The Donald deserves another peace prize for NOT bombing Belgium after its soccer team took the USA to the cleaners.

#USABEL #world cup #soccer #FIFA #belgium #donald j trump #donald trump #donald #trump

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The Republicans - including Donald Trump - needed to see Barack Obama's birth certificate.

Can we see Mitch McConnell's death certificate?

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senator #senate #kentucky #barack obama #obama #birtherism #GOP #republican #republicans #donald j trump #donald trump #donald #trump

The Republicans are as evasive about Mitch McConnell as Basil Fawlty was in the episode "The Kipper and the Corpse".

#brain dead #mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mcconnell #mitch #senator #senate #basil fawlty #john cleese #BBC #tv series #tv show #GOP #republican #republicans #MAGA

Question for Elon: can Tesla's Full Self-Driving ("FSD") cope with the potholes in Russian roads?

#tesla #FSD #EVs #electric cars #elon musk #elon #musk #russia #russian #russians #vladimir putin #putin #vladimir

I wouldn't watch a soccer game to save my life but I read that Belgium wiped out the USA.

Is The Donald going to hit Belgium with new tariffs now?

#soccer #FIFA #belgium #USA #usabel #donald j trump #donald trump #donald #trump #MAGA #tariffs

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Brain death (=the absence of brain stem activity) is a sufficient medical criterion to legally declare someone dead.

Senator McConnell is dead.

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senator #senate #kentucky #weekend at bernie's

Recognize the song?

"You don't know how lucky you are, boys

Back in the U-S-S-R

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out [with drones]

They leave the West behind

Come and keep your comrade warm [at night in the queue]."

#the beatles #back in the USSR #fuel shortage #russia #russians #ukraine #ukraine war #vladimir putin #vladimir #putin

To bury Senator McConnell with all due respect, we can drop him at the Trump golf course next to Ivana.

Let the grass grow and Bob's your uncle!

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senate #senator #kentucky #MAGA #ivana trump #donald j trump #donald trump #donald #trump

Was Miley Cyrus invited to Taylor Swift's wedding?

If so, how did she dress and how many tattoos were on display?

#taylor swift #travis kelce #taylor swift wedding #miley cyrus #miley #tattoos

If Senator McConnell is incapacitated, can the flux capacitor from "Back to the Future" (Robert Zemeckis) reset him?

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senate #senator #kentucky #term limits #flux capacitor #back to the future #robert zemeckis #movie #movies #film #films

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Am I allowed to say that Senator McConnell has been "unresponsive" before his cardiac arrest?

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senator #senate #kentucky #weekend at bernie's

To boost Russian morale, Vladimir is expected to start a charm offensive.

Acting as a crooner, he'll sing the Sinatra standard "You Do It My Way" on national TV.

#vladimir putin #putin #vladimir #dictator #russia #rusian #russians #ukraine #ukraine war #war #frank sinatra #sinatra

How come Mitch McConnell hasn't been declared dead yet?

he Republicans are still negotiating with Saint Peter. They adamantly want him to "let one slip through".

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senator #senate #kentucky #MAGA #pearly gates #saint peter

The medical team found Senator McConnell to be "unresponsive".

Why is that even news? Being impermeable to reason has always been the essence of his political persona...

#mitch mcconnell #moscow mitch #mitch #mcconnell #senator #senate #kentucky #MAGA

Labour PM Andy Burnham wants to govern from his home town Manchester.

Here's an idea: with the current heat, why doesn't he get a travelling tent like Muammar Gaddafi?

(Ed Miliband can write up a Green Book for him.)

#andy burnham #burnham #labour #manchester #gaddafi #muammar gaddafi #libya #britain #great britain #united kingdom #ed miliband

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Shakespare on the Brexit.

"Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us

It hath in solemn synods been decreed

To admit no traffic [=commerce] to our adverse towns."

(William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors)

#william shakespeare #shakespeare #comedy of errors #brexit #nigel farage #britain #great britain #united kingdom

Had to define a password for a web shop this morning.

I entered the character string "My_P*n*s".

The computer answered: "Your password is too small!".

I was alone, so no girl saw it. Imagine the embarassment if that got out!

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