I SHALL BECOME A BAT

My $500 dollar TV is larger and better quality than the spare TV Bruce has in his living room next to his fireplace. I.E. my room is more lush than keaton’s.

OH, that’s actually a cool bit of making the Bat care for the bad guy. He immediately just latched on to the idea of Penguin looking for his parents, humanized him right then and there. I can see how thats gonna play into his moral quandary later on in the flick.

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If Christopher Walken doesn’t take nine steps away from Cleo’s mother, I swear before god, I will travel back in time to 1992, two years before I was born, and slap this awful wig off of his fucking head.

Fam, he shoved her out the window… through like 5 cat awnings and- OH. OH, it’s happening! Don’t ask me how or why, it  really doesn’t make much sense.. even given the rules established by this universe, but- At least its better than the halle berry version.

This movie is now asking me to believe that Selina modified a leather JACKET into a full-bodied leather catsuit. Uh- I mean, I know it’s the 90s and we’re really just getting into the world of it all, but-  I have some questions, Mr. Burton. 

If Christopher Walken doesn’t take nine steps away from Cleo’s mother, I swear before god, I will travel back in time to 1992, two years before I was born, and slap this awful wig off of his fucking head.

    “You know what REALLY fucks me up about this life?

 No matter HOW many times I put my foot in someone’s chest the next son of a bitch that thinks he’s better than me? His first ‘jab’ is always ‘Oh, aren’t you too young to be out here?’ or ‘Ooh, Look at the little girl wearing her daddy’s shoes in combat’ or- some similar dismissive bullshit.”